

Finally. After 3 years of running and 2 years of Half Marathon training I finally completed my first Half Marathon. 13.1 miles.
12 days before the race I signed up. Most people in their right minds would not sign up just 12 days prior to an event where you will be running for endurance. Well, I had a strategy. 2 years ago I signed up for the Carlsbad Half Marathon in August...the race is in January. I implemented a training regimen that was so time consuming and brutal that I injured myself in December and missed the race 7 weeks later. With only 12 days notice I was sure I wouldn't injure myself and I knew I could complete the distance even if it wasn't pretty.
Wasn't pretty was an understatement. The Brooksie Way was ranked by active.com as one of the most scenic Half Marathons in the country. Scenic is running code for HILLS! Lots and lots of hills with killer elevations. And where are those hills in relation to the 13.1 miles? The massive hills START at mile 7 and don't end until the finish line.
I was cruising for the first 10K of the race. Feeling excellent about my time. There were some hills but they were tolerable and weren't slowing me down. the course was nice and after all I was 6.2 miles in. At the halfway mark I needed to run to the bathroom....when I say run I mean, I had to run a tenth of a mile out of the way. Not fair when the men running the race could jog off the side of an embankment and continue on. That potty break not only added to my distance for the next 6 miles but it also took 3 minutes that counted into my chip time.
I knew about the hills in miles 7-10. I tried to remain upbeat and what was to come when I turned the corner onto Tienken Road. I had recently run another race on this stretch and I knew it was painful mentally. I got to mile 9 in good time.
But, mile 9 is where I ran out of mental energy. Only 4 miles left. I was on pace to finish in 2:20...only 15 minutes off my previous goal from 2009. A mere :30 off each mile time. Then something happened....
The competitive walkers, the people who are not even allowed to run the race....they must walk, started passing me uphill. WHAT?! I'm still running here people...albeit slow, I'm running. You are not allowed to pass uphill while walking when I AM RUNNING!
All the energy left my body. People that I had been ahead of the whole race started slowly passing me by. i started walking more and running less. The minutes were slipping by. The free beer table was up ahead. Now, normally during a race I would skip the beer stand. But, I was in mile 9 and the walkers were passing me....I took the beer.
Mile 12 rolled around. Only 1.2 miles left. There was a sign saying "it's all downhill from here". I got excited...and then I realized, IT WAS A LIE! Not only was it zero downhill, it was MORE uphill. The last mile seemed like the longest. The people who had finished an hour ago were walking back to their cars....ugh. I was still stuck with the walkers at the end of the race.
I was still under 3 hours but time was ticking by and now I was well over 2 minutes per mile slower than ever. I can see the finish line...last corner.
SERIOUSLY! A steep uphill finish. Shoot me now. You want to run fast at the end because usually there is a camera. I dig in, determined to find some sort of strength to run up this hill. My legs are stumps and have been numb for miles. I send a message to my brain to make them move.
I crossed the finish line into the arms of my 11 year old yelling...GOOD JOB MOMMY!
I really don't ever want to run a half marathon again. At least not without training and beating the pants off my pitiful time of 2:38:11 (with a 3 minute potty break).
I think I've earned my badge of courage and will buy myself one of those 13.1 stickers for the mom machine.








